#9, The Darwin Awards

The Ann  Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti , Michigan at 5 A.M., flashed  a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn’t open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren’t available for breakfast…

The man, frustrated, walked away. [*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER]